/r/MaliciousCompliance - top ten submissions for each month of 2025

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2025, August
Manager said "no phones during work hours, peri...
30932 Manager said "no phones during work hours, peri...
Access Removed - Here’s allllll my work
13641 Access Removed - Here’s allllll my work
Wikipedia's compliance with a court order.
11703 Wikipedia's compliance with a court order.
No more taking advantage of flexible hours your...
10085 No more taking advantage of flexible hours your...
Don’t ask me to wear a collared shirt at 9pm fo...
9547 Don’t ask me to wear a collared shirt at 9pm fo...
You want me to answer your office phone for you...
7448 You want me to answer your office phone for you...
Not a word from you about your resignation unti...
7361 Not a word from you about your resignation unti...
Don’t touch anything unless I tell you - cool, ...
7116 Don’t touch anything unless I tell you - cool, ...
oh i’ll smile alright
6854 oh i’ll smile alright
You’re going to be a creep to me? I’d like to s...
6657 You’re going to be a creep to me? I’d like to s...
2025, July
Important calculation due? Sorry, no WFH allowed
15918 Important calculation due? Sorry, no WFH allowed
CEO's Assistant said it wasn't right I had a ni...
14479 CEO's Assistant said it wasn't right I had a ni...
You want me to participate in Sunday School? En...
13852 You want me to participate in Sunday School? En...
Dress more appropriately for church. Sure, I’ll...
13806 Dress more appropriately for church. Sure, I’ll...
“Stuck to the script” so I did. Word for word.
13030 “Stuck to the script” so I did. Word for word.
If I don't like it, tell it to the news? I gues...
12586 If I don't like it, tell it to the news? I gues...
"You need to message me when finish with a clie...
8691 "You need to message me when finish with a clie...
Don't be on your phone while on the clock.
7953 Don't be on your phone while on the clock.
Ok let’s call the park officer
7690 Ok let’s call the park officer
Video Attendance Is Required.
7480 Video Attendance Is Required.
2025, June
They said all guests must sign in, so I made th...
55019 They said all guests must sign in, so I made th...
"All modifications must be restored to the orig...
28016 "All modifications must be restored to the orig...
No drinks at your desk. Fine, but don’t expect ...
21544 No drinks at your desk. Fine, but don’t expect ...
Start 30 minutes later to save company money? Ok.
16226 Start 30 minutes later to save company money? Ok.
Same penalty for being 6 minutes late as for be...
15013 Same penalty for being 6 minutes late as for be...
Remove unapproved leave from the system
14249 Remove unapproved leave from the system
You think I'm fudging my hours? You're right. H...
14043 You think I'm fudging my hours? You're right. H...
"If your pay raise isn't enough, quit." OK then.
13508 "If your pay raise isn't enough, quit." OK then.
Can't Drink Water in Plain Sight with a 110 Deg...
12482 Can't Drink Water in Plain Sight with a 110 Deg...
Hire Her, No Matter What. As you wish.
12338 Hire Her, No Matter What. As you wish.
2025, May
Boss accused me of bullying so I requested puni...
36332 Boss accused me of bullying so I requested puni...
I should cancel on my end? no problem!
23809 I should cancel on my end? no problem!
Customer wants a man to help him. OK.
22511 Customer wants a man to help him. OK.
You want me to be “on time”? Okay- down to the ...
21237 You want me to be “on time”? Okay- down to the ...
Trying to performance manage me out of a job? I...
21193 Trying to performance manage me out of a job? I...
Told me I couldn't get time off to go home for ...
14561 Told me I couldn't get time off to go home for ...
Take the chairs away from our work area? We're ...
13885 Take the chairs away from our work area? We're ...
I brought the company to a standstill to make a...
13832 I brought the company to a standstill to make a...
Don’t want me start before 8:00? Fine.
13270 Don’t want me start before 8:00? Fine.
"I'm TELLING YOU that freezer has been fixed, p...
13121 "I'm TELLING YOU that freezer has been fixed, p...
2025, April
I wore a suit to work and got my supervisor sof...
70621 I wore a suit to work and got my supervisor sof...
“Show up 30 minutes early.” Sure Dave, as long ...
45583 “Show up 30 minutes early.” Sure Dave, as long ...
I had my yard certified as a National Wildlife ...
42888 I had my yard certified as a National Wildlife ...
Punishing me for underperforming for 1 day in 2...
32760 Punishing me for underperforming for 1 day in 2...
Don't want to pay 4 guys to not work for 6 hour...
15875 Don't want to pay 4 guys to not work for 6 hour...
Boss took credit for my work, malicious complia...
14784 Boss took credit for my work, malicious complia...
“You’re Not Paid to Think”—Okay, So I Didn’t.
14509 “You’re Not Paid to Think”—Okay, So I Didn’t.
These are the new metrics? Ok! Everyone is fired!
13547 These are the new metrics? Ok! Everyone is fired!
Coworker didn't like my friend and I quietly ch...
12407 Coworker didn't like my friend and I quietly ch...
Stripped of Manager Position ... OK I Can Do That
10665 Stripped of Manager Position ... OK I Can Do That
2025, March
Boss said we MUST take lunch at 12:00. So we did
71751 Boss said we MUST take lunch at 12:00. So we did
Boss asked me to wash work linen at home, so I ...
40674 Boss asked me to wash work linen at home, so I ...
You want us to dress in business attire when al...
31524 You want us to dress in business attire when al...
Project manager said ‘If it’s a problem, the pr...
15186 Project manager said ‘If it’s a problem, the pr...
You want me to delete my own account in front o...
14639 You want me to delete my own account in front o...
Sorry sir, you can’t enter (your) building
13364 Sorry sir, you can’t enter (your) building
Boss yells at me for following instructions and...
11360 Boss yells at me for following instructions and...
So you want us to sign in/sign out whenever we ...
10373 So you want us to sign in/sign out whenever we ...
You autorized it. You take the fall.
10254 You autorized it. You take the fall.
Shut my mouth and do what I was told?...absolut...
8918 Shut my mouth and do what I was told?...absolut...
2025, February
You can't give me $5?
23525 You can't give me $5?
Employers - careful what you ask for!
23326 Employers - careful what you ask for!
Turn my camera on? Fine...
17891 Turn my camera on? Fine...
You can't call your practice "Better Dental"
12813 You can't call your practice "Better Dental"
Sure, I won't wear a tanktop during my workout.
12579 Sure, I won't wear a tanktop during my workout.
Put my Cat to Work
11480 Put my Cat to Work
Constituent complies with "Compelled Speech is ...
10704 Constituent complies with "Compelled Speech is ...
You want your uniform back? Come and get it.
10545 You want your uniform back? Come and get it.
Hours are 8 am to 5 pm, okay
10351 Hours are 8 am to 5 pm, okay
You want me to ask EVERY customer?
10161 You want me to ask EVERY customer?
2025, January
That time my mom upended the dress code for my ...
31372 That time my mom upended the dress code for my ...
My boss hired two interns to replace me and ask...
22382 My boss hired two interns to replace me and ask...
"You cannot use your allotted meal budget to tip."
22064 "You cannot use your allotted meal budget to tip."
Make me stay late for not being 15 minutes earl...
20361 Make me stay late for not being 15 minutes earl...
You want me to wait until the last minute to bo...
13755 You want me to wait until the last minute to bo...
Delete the Legacy Knowledge department? Okay.
13425 Delete the Legacy Knowledge department? Okay.
My favorite time I've ever quit a job
10869 My favorite time I've ever quit a job
Expense Reimbursement Policy? I'll Follow It to...
9630 Expense Reimbursement Policy? I'll Follow It to...
Won't get paid more for doing my job quicker? a...
8324 Won't get paid more for doing my job quicker? a...
FIX IT NOW!!! - You got it Boss!
8100 FIX IT NOW!!! - You got it Boss!