/r/RoastMe - top ten submissions for each month of 2026
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RoastMe 2025
2026, July
3790 Feeling fat lately, might as well face the musi...
1624 Broke up with my “serious situationship”, need ...
1384 36/f bored living in a camper rn so your worst
1201 19f do ur worst
741 Bored At Work Roast Me Please
703 Pour bien commencer l’été ??
637 I'm bored, on break from Uni so I need some fir...
589 Do your worst i suppose...
557 ROAST US
550 REALLY let me have it.
2026, June
12755 Thank you all ??
12003 28 m. Don't hold back
2394 rode hard and put away wet, plz make me cry ?
1847 29f - roast me
1310 19F I have an exam in 8 hours that I'll fail ma...
1094 Dont hold back
1090 f18, planning to be a tattoo artist, all of my ...
922 22F, 2.5 years later, let’s run it back !
920 30F Have fun ??
793 Tell me why I am so way too handsome
2026, May
1669 F19 Destroy me with your high Roast !!
1190 Roast me my self esteem is already obliterated ...
951 Mom of 6 and don’t wanna fold laundry?this is m...
875 19F Give me your worst, I’m sure I’ve heard it ...
766 24f roast me :)
690 bring it on :P
384 Lets get this roast started ??
378 Roast me, again! Don't bore me tho.
367 19F I want to laugh at myself and the world
239 I got a pension selling weed for the government...
2026, April
841 Roast Me please ??
796 19f Roast and toast me ?
700 F28, Roast me, I'm ready.?
607 Roast Me, Try Your Worst, I'm 22
598 18f I draw lines under my eyes
597 2 years later and I’m giving it another shot, R...
531 21M, I need some laughter!
509 Let's give this a go - Might delete later, figu...
412 Roast me pls ?
385 22M, Dad went to buy milk jokes are disturbingl...
2026, March
7236 21M, never had a girlfriend despite making a lo...
2118 22f from italy - do your worst
1839 Divorced after 20 years and 2 kids. Make me laugh!
1582 F25- last time i posted, every roast was about ...
1206 19F from the uk Do your worst :)
986 F21, nothing more to say here
847 21F, lets do this?
632 22F - I can take it
467 F18 Roast me
417 Shoot this Ray of Sunshine Down
2026, February
2475 Dead inside, trying to feel something.
1980 F38 Make it hurt
1507 F19 Do your best no mercy ?
976 I’m a chill 40-year-old middle school teacher, ...
902 I know I don’t look good, but do your worst
811 Don't be sorry for me because I like it
780 do your worst
767 Just Turned 28 Have At It
769 19F be creative please
708 Roast me while I play Val and lose my will to l...
2026, January
4768 I know I sometimes look like I don’t shower but...
1782 Do your worst, last time you were a little soft
1615 F23, make my cry harder than atom physics
752 29 soon. Still getting rejected. Had a cry fest...
744 finally 18! Got diagnosed with gyno so looking ...
733 Let me hear it
707 Roast me F19 hehehe
682 19M 6’0 ruthless
599 Please roast me - Russian guy with CP! Don't be...
584 24f/ do ur worst
