/r/Showerthoughts - top ten submissions for each month of 2026

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2026, July
People who don't know Roman numerals may buy GT...
14373 People who don't know Roman numerals may buy GT...
A decade or two ago we were just worried about ...
9312 A decade or two ago we were just worried about ...
I just really hope that grass tastes like choco...
8989 I just really hope that grass tastes like choco...
AI has turned us all into Steve Jobs. We provid...
8780 AI has turned us all into Steve Jobs. We provid...
It's sad people are confusing CGI with AI in me...
8417 It's sad people are confusing CGI with AI in me...
It is surprising how many people need glasses t...
8113 It is surprising how many people need glasses t...
In 200 years, some stranger will be sleeping in...
6916 In 200 years, some stranger will be sleeping in...
You could defeat Medusa by wrapping your arms a...
6738 You could defeat Medusa by wrapping your arms a...
Having a photographic memory must have been har...
6409 Having a photographic memory must have been har...
Maybe if we started a monument like Mount Rushm...
5484 Maybe if we started a monument like Mount Rushm...
2026, June
Pattern recognition is a widely accepted method...
6761 Pattern recognition is a widely accepted method...
Porn stars are probably the only actors unequiv...
6185 Porn stars are probably the only actors unequiv...
Cryptids only had to hide from 2008 - 2022. Bef...
6127 Cryptids only had to hide from 2008 - 2022. Bef...
A large number of married people are involuntar...
5422 A large number of married people are involuntar...
Pets are, more or less, just animals that we ki...
5388 Pets are, more or less, just animals that we ki...
Wouldn't car alarms be more effective loud on t...
4578 Wouldn't car alarms be more effective loud on t...
I wonder if the owner of the email address I us...
4562 I wonder if the owner of the email address I us...
Clothes dryer manufacturers should make a compl...
3709 Clothes dryer manufacturers should make a compl...
Most maps are smaller than life, but there is a...
3530 Most maps are smaller than life, but there is a...
Future generations may never know the thrill of...
3430 Future generations may never know the thrill of...
2026, May
When YouTube goes down, it will be the biggest ...
18635 When YouTube goes down, it will be the biggest ...
Gen Z might be the last generation to really re...
11460 Gen Z might be the last generation to really re...
I wish I could just eat all of the food in my f...
7724 I wish I could just eat all of the food in my f...
The average assumed age of some with 67 in thei...
7635 The average assumed age of some with 67 in thei...
As inflation increases, the "cent" sign will ev...
7456 As inflation increases, the "cent" sign will ev...
We have a tendency to look down on people who d...
7324 We have a tendency to look down on people who d...
If reincarnation is real, immortal jellyfish (T...
7108 If reincarnation is real, immortal jellyfish (T...
Unicorns could have existed long ago, but they ...
6789 Unicorns could have existed long ago, but they ...
I wonder if anyone has ever farted so hard that...
6779 I wonder if anyone has ever farted so hard that...
Dinosaurs had all of the necessary materials to...
6406 Dinosaurs had all of the necessary materials to...
2026, April
I’m just intelligent enough to know that I’m no...
13480 I’m just intelligent enough to know that I’m no...
A gold medal Olympic athlete is better than 8.3...
12737 A gold medal Olympic athlete is better than 8.3...
In the 80s/90s, an entire family sitting in the...
9737 In the 80s/90s, an entire family sitting in the...
April Fools doesn't hit as hard when your defau...
9118 April Fools doesn't hit as hard when your defau...
One of the biggest Hollywood lies is how detect...
8688 One of the biggest Hollywood lies is how detect...
A portion of dead people never knew what caused...
7567 A portion of dead people never knew what caused...
The tradition of wearing a white wedding dress ...
7207 The tradition of wearing a white wedding dress ...
If the famously unsolved Riemann Hypothesis is ...
7008 If the famously unsolved Riemann Hypothesis is ...
Our parents used to remind us not to get too mu...
6915 Our parents used to remind us not to get too mu...
Missions to the moon used to unite and inspire ...
6559 Missions to the moon used to unite and inspire ...
2026, March
Modern soldiers' PTSD triggers will probably sh...
26284 Modern soldiers' PTSD triggers will probably sh...
The reason the Internet was so great compared t...
16970 The reason the Internet was so great compared t...
If the "use it or lose it" theory of neuroscien...
14639 If the "use it or lose it" theory of neuroscien...
You don’t realize how much of your personality ...
11290 You don’t realize how much of your personality ...
Phone cameras need a "junk photo" setting for a...
10593 Phone cameras need a "junk photo" setting for a...
It is highly likely that you never pressed the ...
9392 It is highly likely that you never pressed the ...
The power of invisibility would make you blind ...
8933 The power of invisibility would make you blind ...
The "room temperature IQ" zinger hits much hard...
8881 The "room temperature IQ" zinger hits much hard...
People probably faked illness to get out of wor...
7766 People probably faked illness to get out of wor...
The smartest of astrophysicists have decided th...
6914 The smartest of astrophysicists have decided th...
2026, February
If you are an identical twin, there is a non-ze...
17380 If you are an identical twin, there is a non-ze...
It is likely that if inbreeding wasn’t a proble...
10201 It is likely that if inbreeding wasn’t a proble...
You'd think evolution would have stopped snorin...
10175 You'd think evolution would have stopped snorin...
One day in the future, “Do you smoke?” will mea...
8340 One day in the future, “Do you smoke?” will mea...
Since Wall-E knew how to repair himself, he kno...
8122 Since Wall-E knew how to repair himself, he kno...
Salt circles repel demons. So, if you packed a ...
7492 Salt circles repel demons. So, if you packed a ...
If the nuclear bombs start flying, it might act...
7008 If the nuclear bombs start flying, it might act...
Statistically speaking, someone *is* the unluck...
6681 Statistically speaking, someone *is* the unluck...
Even though Earth has 8 billion people, the wor...
6362 Even though Earth has 8 billion people, the wor...
I think it’s unusual that no standardized liter...
6183 I think it’s unusual that no standardized liter...
2026, January
The universe is 13.8 billion years old, but hea...
16035 The universe is 13.8 billion years old, but hea...
Inside Out set in a brain with Alzheimer's woul...
8590 Inside Out set in a brain with Alzheimer's woul...
The occasional shart aside, the ability of our ...
7549 The occasional shart aside, the ability of our ...
If you're skinny, shaving your beard makes you ...
6782 If you're skinny, shaving your beard makes you ...
AI will save humanity by destroying social medi...
6316 AI will save humanity by destroying social medi...
Cats are probably very confused about why their...
6106 Cats are probably very confused about why their...
The AI bubble is driven by CEOs who’ve built th...
5772 The AI bubble is driven by CEOs who’ve built th...
In the infinite set of all positive numbers, an...
5355 In the infinite set of all positive numbers, an...
It’s weird how blue light filter glasses became...
5061 It’s weird how blue light filter glasses became...
About 75% of people in the modern era live to s...
4781 About 75% of people in the modern era live to s...