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dadjokes 2024
2025, June
4849 My Granpa knew the Titanic was going to sink th...
4398 I asked my wife if sex is a chore to her
3502 My wife told me "You're terrible in bed"
3452 My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick...
3297 My wife and I were cuddling last night when she...
2810 I was cuddling with my wife when she said, "Tre...
1555 I got a vasectomy so I wouldn’t have kids
1522 The toothbrush was invented in West Virginia.
1449 A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow :
1351 Just got fired from my job at the ice cream fac...
2025, May
4009 My daughter was upset that it was raining and s...
3898 A woman had a 100 children.
3391 My 16 year old son wanted to know what it was l...
3125 I was making out with my girlfriend on the couc...
3019 My wife was sick in bed so I took the sheets of...
2349 I was in the bar last night when the waitress y...
2329 Bouncer: "I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
2158 Why do sperm cells like commas and apostrophes?
2038 The longest drum solo in history was 6 hrs 28 min
1979 I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my ...
2025, April
8120 A woman I slept with told me I had the biggest ...
6341 Dad jokes should not be Sexual
5639 I once met a girl with 12 nipples
5275 My wife filed for divorce today, said I am too ...
3396 If a Blackbird has black babies, a Bluebird has...
2698 If you lose your Khakis in Texas, it means you ...
2590 My wife read a draft of a mystery novel I’m wor...
2144 My wife called my last night and said "If you'r...
1969 What do porn stars and truckers have in common?
1834 I only believe in 12.5% of the bible.
2025, March
13041 I just had sex with a blind woman. She said I'v...
7405 The nurse at the sperm bank asked me if I'd lik...
6046 My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and t...
3220 Wife: *trying to open a can of tuna* "Our can o...
3078 I started kissing my wife while my parents were...
3032 Just a warning if you're buying a watch on Amaz...
2861 I watched two mimes having s*x the other day....
2547 What’s the difference between a casual party an...
2518 When my wife was in labor, I told her jokes, to...
2420 My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the ...
2025, February
16715 Trump and Musk are on a plane.
8691 So Elon Musk is getting offended that people ar...
5987 Donald Trump has signed an order banning the sa...
4111 I opened a nightclub for men with erectile disf...
4091 My wife told me I'm the only one she's ever sle...
3815 Barack Obama walked into a bar, but he was invi...
3334 If someone gave you $1000 because "you are ugly...
3029 I get diabolically horny when I see large and p...
2710 I wanted to marry my English teacher when she g...
2699 A Texan went to an Ivy League party on the East...
2025, January
7031 I got a vasectomy, but my girlfriend still got ...
2494 I met a girl on Tinder whose bio had the quote,...
2429 I just spent $300 to hire a limousine and disco...
2338 I just found my husband has a Tinder profile an...
1842 I have sex daily!
1832 When my great-grandfather went bald, he built a...
1823 My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a sin...
1761 Tesla anounced a new car:
1739 I'm trying to remember what the French word for...
1735 There are more hydrogen atoms in a single molec...
