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2025, August
40396 Ghislaine Maxwell barred from puppy training pr...
36267 RFK Jr. says agency will reveal causes of autis...
25205 ICE is Now Recruiting Teens and Seniors in ‘Des...
20711 US Woman Wakes Up From Coma Moments Before Orga...
20579 Oklahoma will require teachers from NY, CA to p...
19287 After using ChatGPT, man swaps his salt for sod...
18784 Rep. Nancy Mace says she'll 'debate anyone' at ...
18358 NC elections chair accused of drugging granddau...
18254 Maine police chief says officer arrested by ICE...
17665 White House launches TikTok account less than o...
2025, July
65419 Republican Senator Tells House Not To Vote For ...
46459 McDonald’s AI hiring tool’s password ‘123456’ e...
43171 RFK Jr. promoted a food company he says will ma...
33230 Jeffrey Epstein documents: DOJ, FBI conclude no...
31334 Metallica Force Pentagon to Pull Video Touting ...
27731 An immigration lawyer asked ICE for help. She s...
26213 Texas man joins Russian army to “earn respect,”...
18265 OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says he’s ‘politically ho...
13612 White House to host UFC fight
13421 Teacher drank in class, swore at pupils and did...
2025, June
55407 Former DOGE engineer says federal waste and fra...
43975 TSA urges people to stop trying to use a Costco...
29166 Florida's Plan to Replace Migrant Workers With ...
28568 Lollipop man banned from giving children 'high ...
26646 Republican Proposes New ICE Detention Center Su...
25995 Eight US states seek to outlaw chemtrails – eve...
23984 Democrats Face Backlash Over Vote to 'Express G...
23674 Louisiana passes bill to ban 'chemtrails'
23261 Republican congressman suggests some children r...
21601 Nearly all of Utah is in drought. Gov. Cox agai...
2025, May
74563 RFK Jr.: 'I don’t think people should be taking...
56960 Author of Texas bill to ban 'furries' in school...
45382 UnitedHealthcare sued by shareholders over reac...
41474 UnitedHealth CEO suddenly steps down for 'perso...
36342 Jail locks down after convicted killer goes mis...
34190 White House considering suspending habeas corpu...
31483 US Education Secretary Linda McMahon Mocked For...
30816 Pete Hegseth Had at Least 12 Signal Chats for P...
30544 Texas man sues Whataburger for nearly $1 millio...
21893 Woman says security guard at Liberty Hotel in B...
2025, April
51690 Vice President of Bikers Against Child Abuse Ar...
42467 Education Secretary Wants 'A1' in Classrooms as...
40677 Social Security Recipients Accidentally Deleted...
38133 Republican Governor Candidate Proposes Female U...
30831 Lauren Boebert Suggests DC Could Be Renamed 'Di...
27400 Saying ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ to ChatGPT is c...
27253 Dr Oz Ridiculed for Advising Americans to Use L...
25183 Fired Federal Workers Could Work Factory Jobs C...
24525 US tariffs take aim everywhere, including uninh...
21426 New Study: A Lack of Intelligence, Not Training...
2025, March
73098 Pete Hegseth Sent Secret War Plans to Journalis...
71131 Walz: ‘We wouldn’t be in this mess if we had wo...
55536 Michigan Republican congressman would prefer it...
54342 Man Whose Daughter Died From Measles Stands by ...
47568 'Bonkers': Hegseth ridiculed as Enola Gay photo...
43885 ‘Big Balls’ DOGE Guy, 19, Is Now a ‘Senior Advi...
38162 Parents are holding ‘measles parties’ in the U....
34702 West Australian premier labels US vice presiden...
33569 HR Manager Created 22 Fake Employees with Perfe...
32475 Seniors won't complain if they miss a Social Se...
2025, February
64586 US government struggles to rehire nuclear safet...
57334 Cocaine "no worse than whiskey," would be "sold...
47811 Man who lost $760million Bitcoin fortune might ...
47027 Mexican president blasts US for harboring drug ...
46879 Support letter for RFK Jr’s confirmation includ...
42547 The White House bans the AP indefinitely over t...
41754 Duolingo owl dead, killed by Cybertruck, compan...
38444 Crypto trader kills himself on X live to create...
35354 Reddit community banned as user spat with Musk ...
35261 White House blocks AP from event for using 'Gul...
2025, January
69176 'Everything I Say Leaks,' Zuckerberg Says in Le...
67112 United Healthcare denies claim of woman in coma
60113 Canada Lawmaker Suggests Letting 3 US States Jo...
59182 Florida Accidentally Paid Healthcare Company $5...
57888 President Biden pardons family members in final...
41143 Trump Tower Las Vegas fire after Cybertruck cau...
39935 Internal Meta memo about firing leakers is leak...
35543 Rep. Virginia Foxx, 81, slips and falls on firs...
30300 Teen enraged by TikTok ban sets fire to Wiscons...
28372 Millionaire who wants to live forever stops tak...
